How to take a train...

In Boleh-land during rush hour.

• First get to the station and hope very hard that you haven't missed the nearest train. Otherwise the arrival of the next train will probably be anyone's guess.
• Hope very hard you've picked a vantage point and the doors will open right in front of you. According to Murphy's Law, it will not.
• Do not queue. Nobody does. Shove your way to the door and ignore the poor passengers who are struggling to get out.
• Once in, scramble wildly for seats which again according to Murphy's Law, there will not be any available.
• Grab on to something when the train starts to move but the tightly packed bodies should keep you upright anyway.
• If you're a lady, hope that you're not near a lecherous man who gets a thrill of having some form of bodily contact with you.
• Hope the people around you have showered or at least used some perfume.
• Hope no one around you decides to release some foul-smelling bodily odours!
• Hope again that the train does not shudder to a stop in between stations due to congestion of the train lines.
• Finally, do enjoy your train ride :)