Thursday, May 03, 2007

Phuket Playground

When the sun (or lack of sun) has set on Patong Beach and when the sun-burnt, red angmohs have hauled themselves up from the deckchairs on the beach, a certain road on Patong Beach starts to come alive!

Bangla Road (no, it has nothing to do with Banglas!) magically transforms from a busy and nondescript street into a hedonistic playground for naughty boys and girls, whichever your preference!

The lights slowly start to come on as the open bars start filling up quickly. Neon lights, bring them on! See that bell in the picture? A man feeling rich or some poor unfortunate drunk man can ring it to buy drinks for all the bar girls on the floor! And those poles? They're the perfect thing for the pole-dancers to snake their lithe bodies around!

The street truly comes alive with booming music and crowds of people around 10pm all the way to 3am. Single guys beware or rejoice! ;) Any guy walking past any bar will be set upon by girls trying to invite them in with their winsome smiles and seductive voices. Tempted, well beer's cheap at only THB100 a bottle and some do tequila shots for THB40 so stumble into every bar if you can and make the girls a very happy bunch!

There's lots to cater for everyone, whatever your preference!

Pretty girl or prettier lady-boy? You decide!

"You want photo? THB100 only!" Sweet or gruff voice?

Peacock Girl: Just at min, let me adjust that $%#? headgear they make us wear!

Turqoise Girl: Meeter, what you want? THB2,000 only, cheap cheap...

Smile and say cheese with some gorgeous ladies...or boys!

And finally, I'll leave you with some pictures of my favourite bar. This is one of the earlier bars you'll see if you come in from Rat-U-Thit Road. You won't miss it, they've got one of the sweetest girls right up front on the table. Yep, that girl in black. What I noticed was that while most of the girls danced with a glazed expression on their faces, she sang along to the songs animatedly as she bopped and gyrated. Truly a crowd-puller!

And just one more cos she was really quite sweet. By the way, I'm sure this was a SHE!


Ah, Phuket Playground Paradise! Enjoy a beer, the show, the entertainment and the experience of something different!

As they say, good boys go to Heaven....bad boys go to Phuket! ;)

6 comments:

ParisB said...

oooh... naughty naughty place! I'll just be there for the drinkies thank you very much!

L B said...

Ok, I have to decide... Heaven, or Phuket?.... Got discounts?

Tummythoz said...

Find most gwailohs just adore "exotic" looks. Hmm maybe it's d alchohol overdose.

Orbiter said...

FBIs at work at the FBI Phuket...

Female Body Inspectors at the First Bar In Phuket!

Pink Elle said...

Paris, repeat after me: My name is Paris B and I'm an alcoholic! Hehehe...some bars there to tequila shots for THB40 or THB50 ALL DAY! Woohoo, let's go lah. We'll sit there and drink tequila all day and soon even the big fat hairy angmohs will look good :p

I don't think you can get into Heaven with discounts, LB but Phuket...definitely! ;)

Totally agree, Tummy! After a couple of drinks anything looks good!

Something new for the FBIs in USA to learn!

may said...

hmmm, still look a bit "man" to me, but still quite pretty lah!